On this April 1st, we’re pulling back the curtain on Trackers Earth’s 5-Year Plan—because what we do takes vision, wildly fun ideas, and just the right dose of post-apocalyptic preparedness.
🛶 2025 – Stay the course: Keep striving to run the Best Camps in the Known Universe. It’s what we do. It’s what we’ll always do.
🔥 2026 – Launch the Apocalypse Apprenticeship: Oddly enough, this is something parents have been requesting more and more. We’re not saying it’s the state of the world… but we’re not not saying that either (see Zombie Survival Camp).
🥣 2027 – Release Trackers Snacks: A new Trackers-branded cereal to pair with our animated Saturday morning cartoon and toy line: “Robin and the Trackers of the Universe”. Because nothing says wilderness skills like a collectible action figure (see Captain Nick camp).
⛳ 2028 – Embrace our true calling: Open the finest miniature golf course and ice cream parlor west of the Rockies. Great philosophers know, truth is found by the zen windmill holes and soft serve.*
🤖 2029 – Continue offering the Best Camps in the Known Universe: Preparing kids to organize into well-equipped rebel forces when Skynet finally goes online.
At Trackers, we believe learning real skills, connecting with nature, and thinking critically is more important than ever. Thanks for adventuring with us—even as our world gets weirder.
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*🛠️🎨 We’re pretty serious on the miniature golf course if any parents happen to know how to build a fantastical Putt Putt universe.