On this April 1st, we\u2019re pulling back the curtain on Trackers Earth\u2019s 5-Year Plan\u2014because what we do takes vision, wildly fun ideas, and just the right dose of post-apocalyptic preparedness.<\/p>\n
\ud83d\udef6 2025 \u2013 Stay the course: Keep striving to run the Best Camps in the Known Universe. It\u2019s what we do. It\u2019s what we\u2019ll always do.<\/p>\n
\ud83d\udd25 2026 \u2013 Launch the Apocalypse Apprenticeship: Oddly enough, this is something parents have been requesting more and more. We\u2019re not saying it\u2019s the state of the world\u2026 but we\u2019re not not saying that either (see Zombie Survival Camp).<\/p>\n
\ud83e\udd63 2027 \u2013 Release Trackers Snacks: A new Trackers-branded cereal to pair with our animated Saturday morning cartoon and toy line: \u201cRobin and the Trackers of the Universe\u201d. Because nothing says wilderness skills like a collectible action figure (see Captain Nick camp).<\/p>\n
\u26f3 2028 \u2013 Embrace our true calling: Open the finest miniature golf course and ice cream parlor west of the Rockies. Great philosophers know, truth is found by the zen windmill holes and soft serve.*<\/p>\n
\ud83e\udd16 2029 \u2013 Continue offering the Best Camps in the Known Universe: Preparing kids to organize into well-equipped rebel forces when Skynet finally goes online.<\/p>\n
At Trackers, we believe learning real skills, connecting with nature, and thinking critically is more important than ever. Thanks for adventuring with us\u2014even as our world gets weirder.<\/p>\n
#TrackersEarth #AprilFools #ApocalypseCamp #BestCampsInTheKnownUniverse #TrackersMiniGolf #PuttPutt<\/p>\n
*\ud83d\udee0\ufe0f\ud83c\udfa8 We\u2019re pretty serious on the miniature golf course if any parents happen to know how to build a fantastical Putt Putt universe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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